Silly Lines

for Peter Cushing Scenes

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Rules: Take a look at the featured Peter Cushing scene and submit your silly line (along with full name for credit) to cgullo@juno.com

This month's featured scene is from "The Satanic Rites of Dracula"

• "That's the last time I leave the kids home alone without a babysitter!" - Christopher Gullo

• "This table will look great in my breakfast nook!" - Kevin Nickelson

• "I had to go to the bathroom! What did I miss?" - Kevin Nickelson

• "Come on, baby, light my wig" (sung to Light My Fire) - Gloria Lillibridge

• "Oh dear, left the iron on again." - Miss Weasel

• "I KNEW I shouldn't have rented the place to Roger Corman." - Clevergirl

• "Ah, tea's ready." - Colin Bushby

• "Why no - I thought YOU were bringing the marsh mellows!" - Kevin Shinnick

• "Say, that bloody black magic stuff really works!" - Michael McGlasson

• "If I've told you once, I've told you a 1,000 times,...GET RID OF THAT GODDAM CAT!" - Joe Skinnell

• "You know...when I bought this pizza pan, they didn't mention it came with its own heat source!" - Timothy Kowalski